Is exactly how my Granddad taught me to always start any public
utterance, although he insisted that the grey PM of the nineties was
called “John Mayors” and wouldn’t be told otherwise. He also drove a
brown Austin Allegro with a vinyl roof which I with very much wish we
had to make this journey in.

So, secret people, this is the secret blog: I guess it’ll be quite
quiet until we head off.